It’s a Metavirus. A Bad One.
I love this Metafilter comment: HOLY FUCKING UNICORN SHIT I’M FUCKING SHITTING RAINBOWS AND SMURFS OVER HERE JESUS DON’T VISIT THAT SITE! IT’S A METAVIRUS. A BAD ONE. I… I CAN’T EXPLAIN IT. I JUST WATCHED THE SOUND OF MUSIC. IN FIFTEEN SECONDS!@ THEN I CUDDLED 4000 PUPPIES, PICKED AN ENTIRE FOOTBALL FIELD OF DANDELIONS AND EXPERIENCED THE PAINFUL JOY OF GIVING BIRTH TO AN ASSORTED COLLECTION OF DELIGHTFULLY SCENTED MY LITTLE PONIES! I PEE CHOCOLATE MILK! THERE’S BABY DUCKS IN MY MANSCAPING!!
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