Celebrity Circus: There Is No God, Just Crotch-Suffocating Tights
Antonio Sabato Junior wants you to STOP watching this show. Celebrity Circus, you’re like the ultimate cockroach. You resist radiation, survive FOX’s attempts to kill you by way of lukewarm ratings, and thrive despite Joey Fatone’s penchant for dressing like a total assclown. May you be plagued by a thousand violin-playing midgets on flaming tricycles made of swizzle sticks! A Tribute to Siegfried and Roy: Available now at your local Hot Topic. Let’s skip the formalities and drawn-out introduc
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